Her latest thing is being picked up in bars and nightclubs while I watch her be a . I will post when and where we will be. Look for a girl wearing a gold flamingo necklace. If you find her feel free to grope kiss, finger, or take her in a dark corner. Have a suggestion for a location? Dark crowded nightclubs are best! Good luck!

My Ideal Person *updated 2/19/24
Please check our photos to see the rules.

The Perfect Man:
-Dressed like a gentleman
-Knows how to dance the tango or bachata
-Plays ice hockey or some other rough sport.

Be yourself and be honest. If you are married with kids, just say so and we will understand the need to be extra discreet and consider time constraints. DO NOT try to impress her with your job or intelligence, or workout routine. That is a turn-off. Wearing a suit is a big plus but not necessary. She is turned on by guys that dress up for her. Don't wear tight jeans or anything that makes it difficult for her to pull your dick out. Her best experience so far was a guy who came wearing a suit, took us to an expensive jazz bar, bought her a couple of drinks and started asking her if she was a slut and how she likes to be fucked.

She WANTS to be groped, her tits and ass squeezed, called a fat bitch, and for you to pull her close to you at the bar, make her sit on your lap, or better yet make her straddle you. Don't hesitate to suddenly take her hand and put it on your dick or pull your dick out and push her head down on it or even slide it in. She is expecting it.