Alright let’s just clear the air, nothing about my life is normal. And nothing normal ever happens to me. I’m not saying that everyday something crazy happens I am just saying that most of the big events in my life are weird but you shouldn’t be scared I am not a serial killer, or a facebook stalker, I am just your average poly amorous girl. I married my true love after knowing him for a little less than 2-weeks… by Elvis. I couldn’t be happier! I spend my days as a multimedia specialist making pretty pictures on the computer, photoshopping the vain and trying to explain to people that if they send me a low res or super blurry picture I can’t make it into a masterpiece. My husband spends most of his work time programming stuff in a dark office with headphones on to block out the sounds of the fatties destroying the toilet or so he tells me… We love videogames especially RPG’s! Although I do have a soft spot in my heart for games like Left for Dead 2 and Tekken. I am the best chef ever! I spend a lot of my at home time cooking elaborate meals for the hubs. But we also love eating out, Pho (if you haven’t had it you haven’t lived), Sushi, Mexican (mmmm), and fondue. I think that we worship Netflix, since it is almost always on. We love the X-files, True Blood (there is just something about Eric that gives me dirty thoughts every episode), Breaking Bad, Mad Men (the 1960s culture is the best, please pour me another), awful b-horror movies our peral fav being Army of Darkness and the ultimate nerd show Game of Thrones. But just to be clear we aren’t a pair of weirdo’s looking for a temporary 3-way partner we are a poly couple looking for someone to share our love with not just sexually. Another thing I think we should be clear about is that we are only looking for a female, sorry dudes. And no couples.

My Ideal Person A cute girl with similar interests.