He is 52,240 pounds, 6ft tall, with an average package. He is fairly fit and currently has more hair growing on his head than from his ears. She is 55 years old, 5’3”, 165 pounds, shaven, multi orgasmic, easy to please and although a little reserved at first can really get going with the right “motivation”. We both love to kiss and have been told we are quite good at it. You can rest assured that all of our pictures are recent (please have the same) and we both have all of our teeth. Please have all of yours. They don't necessarily need to be the ones god gave you, bought and paid for teeth will be just fine, Thank You. We love to get out and do things before we go in and do things. Sometimes we even like to do inside “things” outside. Of course that is illegal in most counties, but so far we haven't been caught. We enjoy dancing, dining out, skiing, sailing, the occasional swing club and small private parties. We love to vacation and vacationing with lifestyle couples is fantastic, albeit exhausting.

My Ideal Person Where we both can appreciate anonymous sex from time to time, we would prefer to meet other couples who we like hanging out with in and out of the bedroom, couples who like “to do things”. Although an occasional meeting just to get horizontal happens it isn't generally what we are interested in. As for our sexual preferences he is simple, he likes women, after all he is a guy, he is straight, but not phobic, however, he would prefer that none of his parts are actually rubbing together with parts of another male. She, however, is more complicated (what a surprise!) she prefers men, however she also enjoys women, I doubt any woman would be disappointed, We know the men aren't! However she hesitates to call herself bi because that denotes no preference and like we said she prefers men. She also doesn't call herself bi-curious, because she has been there, done that, loves that and isn't curious in the slightest, she cant wait to do it again! So you women whether bi, bi-curious, straight or anything in between she is up for it or not, your choice.

We are an intelligent professional couple that knows how to use the words, to, too and two in a sentence as well as your and you're. However, he still has trouble with who and whom, and she has given up trying to explain it to him. We enjoy all sorts of couples and sometimes select single women (please, no single men). Please be reasonably normal and low maintenance. Full swap, same room/different rooms its all good with the right partner(s). If you laughed at this profile, have a sense of who we are, what we are looking for and are interested in finding out more, send us some mail. We will answer all mail…we promise! Once you send us some mail and we are reasonably sure we don't work with you, are related to you or you are not our daughters swim coach we will send more pictures to you.