I've been on here for about a year now and I've noticed a few things. One thing I found is some women like to post pictures of their pussy spread open. While it is a fun part of a woman, it isn't all that attractive. Pernaly I like to look at boobs :) There is a woman that only posted her eyes - much more attractive. Now don't get me wrong - a pussy with a toy can make a nice picture. But asses, tits, and the rest of the body have much more perality. And one more thing - for ALL you ladies out there who are taking pictures in mirrors and selfies, I'd be happy to stop by and help you out :) Your camera or mine. Joke time - An old bull and a young bull walk over a hill and in the valley below is a herd of heffers. The young bull gets all excited - jumping up and down - "Let's run down and fuck one". The old bull looks at him and shakes his head in disgust - "Let's walk down there and fuck all of them." :) Another thing I've found is that some - maybe most - women would prefer a friend to a cock. Maybe a little more fantasy than reality. At least the married ones and that is great. We can all use a few new friends and I'm no exception. While there isn't anything better than the face of a woman as she cums - the feel of her breast in my hand - the warmth of her pussy but it starts with a friend. And while a few friendships may result in intimate physical contact, most will result in intimate verbal contact. And we all need that too. OK. So here goes. Me – a true heart throb Adonis type (OK so I’m starting with a little white lie – but think about it – would an Adonis be on AFF?). A reality check – 5’9”, 63, slight paunch (200#), grey hair, and a mustache. More believable? Retired and married and intend to stay both. Being retired makes time to add a little excitement and some friends into my life starting with a little chat and see what develops. I enjoy a bit of light BDSM but it isn’t a deal-breaker (but if you haven’t tried it, you may want to think about it – it can add a little excitement from time to time). And the guy that invented Viagra should have won the Nobel piece prize - but there are other ways to accomplish that goal. I’m open to most anything between a man and woman and willing to discuss the rest. Oh - and I may have exaggerated a bit about my "endowment" sizes. Not a lot - well - you can judge for yourself some time. After I wrote that paragraph, I read it and it doesn't say everything. It doesn't address the fact that I'm looking for more too. Not a one night stand but a longer term "friend" - maybe meet one a week or once a month or what ever. Sex - yes. Maybe a little kink. Maybe some chat too. That doesn't quite capture it either. Escape? Maybe that is closer. OK - after reading this you have me pegged as a sap. No. Actually a bit of a dom. But I want to be more than your sex toy :)

My Ideal Person Female who is looking for a friend and a little excitement - maybe even a sugar daddy. Anything from chat to hard core role play. Preference is someone that will be around a while - someone to build a friendship - an openness with. Sex isn't all cocks and cunts, ya know.